How to Sell Your Soul in a Buyers Market

 THE SIX RULES TO SELLING YOUR SOUL

So you have found yourself in a situation where the only way out is to sell your soul, here are some simple rules to get the most bang for your buck when selling it.

1.      Never Take the First Offer: While you might be desperate for a quick fix the first offer is always under the expected value.

2.      Don’t Be Afraid to Walk Away: If negotiations are failing and the entity you are negotiating with isn’t willing to increase compensation for your soul, then it is worthwhile to walk away and get a new offer.

3.      Build Rapport with the Buyer: A buyer interested and sympathetic to your plight may be more likely to increase the compensation for your soul.

4.      Look at the Historical Prices Souls Have Sold For: If you don’t know what souls have sold for then how do you know if you are getting a lowball offer?

5.      Start Bidding Wars: Bidding wars allow competitive entities to raise the offers even higher then if it was with just one.

6.      Make Sure the Contract is Iron Clad: Entities buying souls are known to try and back out, or even play tricks on the seller, an iron clad contract forces them to honor the price.

This whole post is based on a throw away line from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror III. 

So when in doubt just come back to these 6 simple rules to successfully sell your soul.