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  Continuing the theme of Everyone is John Hacks, I present: EVERYONE IS JOHN HALO We all know the story of Halo Combat Evolved, the Pillar of Autumn jumps from Reach while being pursued by a Covenant fleet and ends up at a Halo ring, the Master Chief jumps into an escape pod as it races towards the ring, except in this story something else happened. See the Master Chiefs magnetic boots failed and, in a scene reminiscent of a brick being thrown into a washing machine, the Chief violently ping ponged around smashing into marines and equipment alike. As his shields shatter and alarms warble; an emergency wrench flies loose and smashes into the side of his helmet knocking his sanity loose and making him unconscious. As the escape pod touches down a new John awakens. SCENARIO Cortana is concerned, Keyes is face palming and Johnson is having the time of his life. Everyone is John Halo takes place during Halo CE shortly after touchdown on the ring. With John having new goals to a...